I guess real news is

I guess real news is hard to come by these days, the national post is running funny shit these days. Like the story about a strike at a chicken factory in the maritimes, where the strikers apparently wrung the neck of a live chicken. The plant manager said that it was cruelty to animals and that they don’t condone stuff like that. He kills chickens for a living. As well as the federal government encouraging young people to hunt. I guess young people just aren’t hunting enough.