Sorry about the suck

“Hello website, my old friend… it’s been awhile.”

“I didn’t mean to ignore you.”

“Seriously, I tried to call a few times, but it never seemed right.”

“You’ve run off with a root-server?”

“There has to be something I can do.”

“A makeover?”

“Yes, but the last one was so ill-conceived.”

“One more chance? I promise it will be better this time.”

“I’m about to explode with glee.”